...as requested by heartofoshun

It took me a while to forumlate this...

This was part of a meme posted by heartofoshun, who snatched it from someone else. The whole idea is intriguing. Anyway, the terms were:

Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."

• I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity.
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions!

( Aeärwen's Nattering (otherwise known as answering questions) under the cut )